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Title	:	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Genre	:	Comedy
Air Date	:	2001-03-26
Season Number	:	1
Episodes Number	:	5
Overview	:	The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her â€˜crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact that he has been fantasizing about Louise quite so funny of course, Gas's advice is to say nothing. Janet is driving everyone mad with her stupid jokes and in a bid to shut her up Gas tells her that Jonny loves Louise. A heartbroken Janet summons a meeting with her friends and lets rip with a torrent of abuse. Unoffended but rather amused by this, the group begin to giggle. Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Walking home Jonny feebly excuses himself from his Louise fixation by telling Janet that it got her over her joke obsession. Janet gets her revenge by admitting she too has kissed Louise but Jonny takes things that one step too far boasting that he touched Louise's boobs too.
Stars	:	Kathryn Drysdale (Louise), , Will Mellor (Gaz), , Sheridan Smith (Janet), , Ralf Little (Jonny), , Natalie Casey (Donna),

February 26, 2001 Season 1 6 Episodes April 15, 2002 Season 2 6 Episodes February 23, 2003 Season 3 10 Episodes February 15, 2004 Season 4 8 Episodes January 02, 2005 Season 5 14 Episodes February 26, 2006 Season 6 10 Episodes January 13, 2008 Season 7 8 Episodes March 15, 2009 Season 8 10 Episodes April 26, 2011 Season 9 6 Episodes

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